in your straightest jacket, couldnt you explode?

welcome scenic foolsparadise, the personal website of me, jackie! im a queer 19 year old shut-in who dropped out of homeschool. explore all this realm of clowns stars and devils has to offer, you might just find something you like!
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Egg newly laid
tumbling sweet south
three minute made
fresh bread
born out of your mouth
born out of your mouth - andy partridge

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the latest...

12/03/23 - temporary christmas index recolor!
11/12/23 - added an archive for old taglines
10/03/23 - temporary halloween index recolor!
9/26/23 - complete index re-work, again!
6/23 - added viewable shrines, including my shrine to the emh
4/9/23 - added a page of reviews for star trek voyager episodes
3/22/23 - changed the color and graphics of the index
1/5/2023 - complete index re-work!
10/28/2022 - blog overhaul finished
9/5/2022 - brand new index!
8/20/2022 - updated the look of my about, less simplistic and a lot cooler. and lots more info about yours truly!
8/18/2022 - new site font
8/14/2022 - added my first webring! wow!
8/6/2022 - about me layout updated, added the plans page, and finally... a blog
8/5/2022 - Got rid of the template and made my own, albeit painfully simple, layout. also, a guestbook!
7/29/2022 - added a very very wip records page. when ill figure out how to make it look good is to be seen
7/24/2022 - About Me added!
7/24/2022 - I start this site!

wont you be my neighbor?


did you put my button on your site? let me know on my site profile or guestbook! ill add yours back! mutuals only please!